Things were going smoothly for Krezz. He married his high school sweetheart, bought a house and began trying to start a family.  Shortly after moving in together, things took an unexpected turn. What beging as innocent LARPing turned into full blown dominance and submission.  His wife began dictating every aspect of his life.When he can go pee, when he can talk to, how long to stand in the fire, where to put his penis, how many thrusts before ejaculation, performing the Buffalo Bill dance every day. His pride being battered every day, his psyche assaulted in every way possible. It took a while but eventually Krezz fought back by secretly using meth. 

While on meth, he could suffer whatever abuse his wife laid on him.  He would be in a special place, only available to him where no one could touch him. His wife caught on quickly to his ingenious ploy and stopped giving Krezz money. Without money, Krezz could not pay for his salvation and that led to him posting an ad in the gay section of the Canadian Craiglist offering his mouth for $5 to do anything.






Happily, Krezz and his wife succeeded in creating a child. Sadly, at the same Krezz was at the height of his addiction and Craiglist activities. He contracted many diseases and used many industrial strength solvents to cut his meth. Their child was born retarded.  Ashamed, Krezz told everybody that his child was in a tragic accident at the hospital and had experimental surgery performed on him, turning the baby in a cyborg.  His shame also caused him to quit his drug and gay sex ways. Krezz joined a church and found God and Christ, filling the hole that he has felt ever since getting married. Now he had the love of Jesus to carry him through the S&M session with his wife and her friends. 

Having coming to grips with AIDS, his mentally unstable wife, and a retarded kid, Krezz is pursuing his dreams. He has accomplished his goal to become a Realtor and is now working on his dream of being a rap producer. His son is his first project and goes under the name MC Hotwheels.





As you can see, Krezz's son is a lyrical genius and Krezz himself is giving his son and work everything he's got. Let us send our best wishes and prayers to Krezz, help his son succeed as an idiotic, retarded rapper.

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